Happy quotes from Happy!

Happy

But...Well About That, See...

Happy

See The Thing About Imaginary Friends Is, We're Kinda Suppose To Help Out The Person Who Needs Us The Most.

Happy

Here It Comes.

Happy

Are You Ready?

Happy

I Think Someone Needs A Little Shot Of Liquid Courage. Maybe A Bump Of Booger Sugar. Right?.

Happy

Whoa! [Laughing] You can see me!

Nick Sax

What the hell?

Happy

Yeah, you ain't quite what I expected, either. I guess we get what we get and we don't get upset right? Oh boy. well, here goes nothing.

Nick Sax

I'm Hallucinating. Nitro. Go away.

Happy

But-but-but I got stuff to tell you! Mucho important stuff!

Nick Sax

Shh... I don't talk to pink elephants.

Happy

What? What are you, color blind? I ain't pink, pal! And elephants have trunks. [shows tail] Do you see any luggage? [giggles]

Nick Sax

Kill this thing any way you can.

Happy

They can't see me. Only you can see me.

Nick Sax

You're not real.

Happy

Of course not. I'm an imaginary friend.

Nick Sax

My imagination is very limited. It usually involves inflicting pain in ways that may not have occurred to most.

Happy

[laughs] You're funny, Nick. But I ain't your imaginary friend. I don't even want to think about what that would look like...

Nick Sax

Shh!... Listen to Me, I once saw a man high on PCP rip off his own testicles in the middle of Times Square. Do you know what I'm trying to say to you? [Happy shakes his head] I'm saying I've seen some crazy shit, so I accept it. You exist. You're here. There's probably a little girl somewhere out there, who needs her daddy real goddamn bad, and you should go find him, 'cause I ain't him.

Happy

You are him, Nick. she's yours.

Nick Sax

My God... Those teeth. Those flared nostrils and beady eyes. It's somehow endearing and yet so, so horrible. How do you even... Ah, forget it.

Le Dic

Where are your balls, Sax? Oh, right. I took 'em on the last pot.

Happy

Oh, I hate when they take the balls away.

Happy

The way you're smiling is like someone who doesn't know what smiles are for.

Nick Sax

Those cards! The lady! The pretty lady with the gold crown and the lipstick! You can see them!

Happy

They're not invisible, Nick.

Nick Sax

No, but you are. Oh, my goodness. I have this crazy idea. Do you wanna go get Hailey?

Happy

You bet I do! More than a double scoop of coffee ice cream!

Nick Sax

you're gonna help me win to get money and guns so we can go get her.

Happy

Our teacher Miss Palm says it's better to lose honestly than to win by cheating.

Nick Sax

FUCK MISS - [Happy cowers] Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me get guns and money so we could go get Hailey?

Happy

Uh, she'd probably send us to the Thinking Corner to come up with a creative solution to our problems...

Nick Sax

You're right. Just... I just...

Happy

Just what?

Nick Sax

Ah, just a crazy idea. I just thought we could be a team. You know? Partners. Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic. Mickey and Mallory.

Happy

[excited] You mean Mickey and Pluto?!

Nick Sax

PB and motherfuckin' J.

Nick Sax

Well Will you look at that?

Happy

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

Le Dic

Some heater you're on, Nicky.

Nick Sax

Yeah. You know what they say. Even a clock gets a broken face twice a day. That is a thing, right?

Le Dic

You've never been lucky. Not your whole life. The hell angle you running?

Nick Sax

Well, if you promise to keep a secret... I got a little blue horse that's on the top of your hat with wings telling me your hand.

Happy

Two and a five. Not even the same color. This hand stinks even worse than the coat you're wearing Nick.

Le Dic

You're not going anywhere. Not until you and Blue figure your shit out.

Nick Sax

Well, well, well. The plot sickens. [to Happy] Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate with you bouncing off the ceiling?!

Happy

[high on cocaine, rapidly flying over the table] It's like kissing God! It's like kissing God! [laughing hysterically] I'm everything and nothing! I'm everything and nothing!

Nick Sax

[as Le Dic lights a cigar] Sucks on that like he knows what he's doing.

Le Dic

You didn't think we kept you around here all this time because you're so fun to be around, did you?

Nick Sax

Oh. Sad face emoji.

Nick Sax

Aren't We Forgetting Something?, Oh Yeah The Uh, On Your Uh, Yeah. Yeah.

Nick Sax

Welcome back down.

Happy

Where are we going?

Nick Sax

This Way.

Happy

Oh The City's Back That Way. Hailey's Back That Way, You Said We We're Partners PB & J We Had A Deal.

Nick Sax

Never shook on it. I'm grabbing pancakes and then I'm driving ever-westward. Stay, Go. Entirely Up To You.