Happy and Nick Sax in “What Smiles Are For”

The way you're smiling is like someone who doesn't know what smiles are for.

Those cards! The lady! The pretty lady with the gold crown and the lipstick! You can see them!

They're not invisible, Nick.

No, but you are. Oh, my goodness. I have this crazy idea. Do you wanna go get Hailey?

You bet I do! More than a double scoop of coffee ice cream!

you're gonna help me win to get money and guns so we can go get her.

Our teacher Miss Palm says it's better to lose honestly than to win by cheating.

FUCK MISS - [Happy cowers] Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me get guns and money so we could go get Hailey?

Uh, she'd probably send us to the Thinking Corner to come up with a creative solution to our problems...

You're right. Just... I just...

Just what?

Ah, just a crazy idea. I just thought we could be a team. You know? Partners. Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic. Mickey and Mallory.

[excited] You mean Mickey and Pluto?!

PB and motherfuckin' J.