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You're costing me business, Sax.
Costing you business? I'm single-handedly keeping this shithole in the black.
“Saint Nick” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Nick Sax (12), Happy (7), Det. Meredith McCarthy (2)
MSMikey Scaramucci
Forgive me, Mama.
Kid, if I remind you of your mama, you got bigger problems than a hole in your head.
MSMikey Scaramucci
If you just hear my confession, I can move on, Mama.
Confession? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Knock yourself out.
MSMikey Scaramucci
Mama, the world. It's run by devils. They, they look like people, but they're devils. Great-Grandpa, he showed me things. Things I wish I never saw. I got to tell it to you, Mama, so that I won't have it in me anymore. And then I can be free.
Whoa! [Laughing] You can see me!
What the hell?
Yeah, you ain't quite what I expected, either. I guess we get what we get and we don't get upset right? Oh boy. well, here goes nothing.
Here it comes, here comes the fun! Are you ready?
I'm Ready!
Here It Comes! 🎵Clippity-clop! Flippity-flop! We got no time to mope-and-mop! Let's ride the magic rainbow right to the tippy-tippy-tippy-tippy-tippy-tippy.🎵
STOP!
I'm Hallucinating. Nitro. Go away.
But-but-but I got stuff to tell you! Mucho important stuff!
Shh... I don't talk to pink elephants.
What? What are you, color blind? I ain't pink, pal! And elephants have trunks. [shows tail] Do you see any luggage? [giggles]
Kill this thing any way you can.
They can't see me. Only you can see me.
Look Asshole, I'm gonna take a nap now. when I wake up, I want you to........
No No Don't Go, Not Yet Hailey Needs Us!....
Lucky for me she opened up that window. I was about turn into a blueberry horsesicle!
DMDet. Meredith "Merry" McCarthy
Nick Sax. Hard to believe this piece of shit in front of me used to be the best detective in the whole department.
Yeah. Well, I was a real hero.
DMDet. Meredith "Merry" McCarthy
You were mine.
DMDet. Meredith "Merry" McCarthy
I think Blue hired you to kill his nephews. Mikey just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. I think there is a goddamn underworld civil war brewing and you've managed to land your sorry ass right in the middle of it. I can still get you out, but you have to tell me what you know.
What I know? People suck, I don’t pay my income tax, and I no longer feel dirty when I touch myself, but beyond that, it just seems pretty clear whoever knows this alleged password is good as dead or worse. That’s about it.
You're not real.
Of course not. I'm an imaginary friend.
My imagination is very limited. It usually involves inflicting pain in ways that may not have occurred to most.
[laughs] You're funny, Nick. But I ain't your imaginary friend. I don't even want to think about what that would look like...
SSmoothie
I am going to remove your penis… in thin slices… like salami, just for starters.
That’s going to take you a long time… if you know what I mean. He knows what I mean.
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