Let me tell you a bit about my days in the band.
[Miley and Jackson groan.]
You had a backup singer named celiene dianawiz ...you told her to shorten her last name...
...and the rest...
...is history.
That is a true story. But are we talking about that right now? NO! We're talking about the fact that you two can't learn to get along!
She spit on my neck!!
I almost wiped my face with his underwear! (crying voice) Daddy I'm gonna live with that for the rest of my life!!
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