Hancock
I can't eat these, even if I wanted to I couldn't. You'd need a pair of nutcrackers to break these open.
Bill Kerr
I'll have yours, Tubb, if you don't want them.
Hancock
Here we are, the old waste bucket 'ere. I'm sure if you trod on his foot the top of his head would fly open.
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