Hancock and Griselda Pugh in “Unfinished Business”

Well well, look who it is. The Thing from Outer Kitchen. I gather from the clouds of blue smoke the sausages are ready?

I'm employed as a secretary, not to provide breakfast for you two as soon as I get here. If you don't like my cooking, do it yourself. Here you are. [clatter]

What are these then?

Sausages!

What, these little shrivelled up things with two black knobs on each end?

They burst out of their skin.

And pleased to get out, by the looks of things!