Hancock
There is no happiness in this world today for a man of my intellect. So, I've decided the only solution is to become a recluse. I'm going back to nature! I'm going to renounce all my worldly goods and live in the woods...
Sid James
Where?
Hancock
Clapham Common. It's the easy living and false comforts of modern civilisation that are ruining mankind.
Reporter
Why have you picked Clapham Common?
Hancock
So I'll be near the shops.
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