[first lines]
Yes, this is the first night of the Lad's new radio series. Such occasions are usually marked by a small celebration of some sort, but Tony Hancock is really doing it in style - he's going to throw a cocktail and dinner party, so let's go over to Tony's flat in the English quarter of London's West End, where he and Bill Kerr are making the arrangements.
[slow typewriter sounds] Hurry up, Kerr. Haven't you finished typing out those invitations yet?
Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Might help if you took the gloves off...
My hands are cold. [pause] Anyway, what's wrong with typing in gloves? [pause] I like typing in gloves. [pause] Lots of people type in gloves.
Not in boxing gloves.
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