Bailey, Gretel and others in “Empower Failure”

This question is for Gretel. My best friend looks just like you. And her name is Gretel, just like you. And she has a hamster named Hamster, just like you! I just want to know... Can you sign this T-shirt for her?

Oh, sure, Bailey!

Yes! She's going to love it so -- Wait, how do you know my name?

(nervously) Superpowers...?

That is... awesome!

All right, next question!

Hey.

Hey.

So... Gretel still hasn't told Bailey yet?

I told her she couldn't! I only told you because I knew you would never talk about it to anybody.

Right, because of my disdain for people. Comic shop?

Yeah, I think we've got time.