Lewis McCartney quotes from H2O: Just Add Water

Kim

Mom told me that she's about to start making dinner. She wants to know if any of you guys want to stay?

Lewis

Sure.

Rikki

I'm starved.

Cleo

What are we having?

Kim

Fish!

Lewis

Oh no! (Laugh and groan)

Lewis

Amazing.

Not exactly the word I'd use. I've been at the juice bar hosing Wilfred down for two hours. He was about to go to the police.

Zane

It's your windsurfer, not his.

Lewis

Okay, maybe we should've asked, but this footage is fantastic. It'll make a great film.

Zane

You can't do that.

I sponsored that competition. You think I want my son on public view looking like...that?!

Zane

There was a twenty-foot shark out there, Dad! There were heaps of them!

Did you see anything?

Lewis

Well, um...

I didn't think so. Zane created this charade because he knew he couldn't really break my record. Now get rid of that.

Lewis

No, no, no, no, no. I shot this footage; that disc belongs to me! It's mine.

Lewis

(about Miss Chatham) Some people say she's a witch.

Rikki

And if they said she was an Easter Bunny would you believe that?

Lewis

There was a time I didn't believe in mermaids either.

Emma

Oh no, my tail!

Lewis

See, that's why I'm hanging around with you guys. Cause all the other girls at school are like, oh no my make-up.

Rikki

Well this is a valuable lesson. Next time Zane's drowning, don't help.

Lewis

Zane's trying to track down a sea monster and he's offered me a job helping.

Rikki

That you should take.

Lewis

That's interesting logic... that could work.

Emma

Hang on. Two steps back here.

Rikki

Well, Zane's trying to track you down and you know how not to find us.

Emma

Yeah, and Lewis could steer from any no-gone zones like Mako Island. This is good! Keep your friends close, keep your enemies out in the middle of the ocean

Lewis

Wilfred, just the man I wanted to see.

This is the place to find me.

Lewis

Yes a two part proposition.

Try one to start

Lewis

How many time have you actually spend on the waves since opening the business?

Try none. Then what can you do? Business is business.

Lewis

Well that's all about to change. Cause you're about to hire me... and spend the rest of the day at the beach.

Lewis that's not a bad idea.

Lewis

Yes. Get to it.

Emma

Wait a minute, you call that a job interview?

Lewis

Eh yeah work for me. Wilfred?

Got all the information I need.

Emma

No, you got to talk properly. You got ask him questions

Like?

Emma

Lewis, why do you want to work at the Juicenet Cafe?

Lewis

I'm committed to providing fresh juice and friendly service to the masses and I need money quickly. Wilfred I am prepared to work for as little as 30 dollars.

A day?

Lewis

An hour.

That's unrealistic Lewis.

Lewis

Really? Well part two of my proposal will have to wait until I've got some money.

Zane

Lewis! Buddy, just the guy I was looking for. See I've got a problem...

Lewis

Well let me guess; You're self-centered, you're vain, you're disgustingly rich... Did you just call me buddy?

Zane

Lewis, look in the past we haven't exactly seen things eye to eye.

Lewis

I know, it's wasted.

Emma

[Commenting on Rikki's dress]

Lewis

It was red, it was elegant, it was sexy!

Cleo

Elegant and sexy? That doesn't sound like Rikki.

Rikki

So you're not going to ask me where I've been, who I've been with, what color bra I'm wearing?

Lewis

Just out of curiosity, what color-

Cleo

Lewis!

Emma

But Miss Chatham was really clear. We gave away our powers.

Lewis

Only for twelve hours.

Rikki

What do you mean?

Lewis

I... It's temporary. During a lunar eclipse the moon pool draws away your powers for twelve hours.

Emma

She didn't say that.

Lewis

She did to me. She said that if you guys believed that your powers were gone forever, so too would Dr. Denman. It's funny 'cause she told me not to tell you.

Lewis

What's up?

Lewis

Come on! You can't do this! Where's your sense of humor?!

Emma

Next time, he better remember who his friends are.

Rikki

Leave him up there for a couple of hours.

Lewis

No, no, no, no! Don't you listen to her, Cleo!

Cleo

Yeah, No one messes with mermaids.

Rikki

[to Lewis] It's important, Lewis. Check on us.

Emma

In case something happens.

Lewis

[seems distracted] Yes. Yes. I am hearing you.

Rikki

[to Lewis] We're gonna go upstairs and have a pillow fight in our jim jams. Wanna come?

Lewis

[distracted] Mhmm. Mhmmm. Sure. Sounds interesting.

Rikki

[throws her hands up in the air] Hopeless!

Rikki

[to Lewis] Your pants will take ages. I'll just dry them.

Lewis

[seeing his pants on fire] Ahh! Why are my pants on fire?

Rikki

[puts out the fire] Uhh...

Rikki

Slighty charred, but still wearable.

Lewis

Did she really just give you that? (looks at Cleo's necklace) Be honest with me.

(scoffs) Of course not. I made her.

Lewis

Well, what's that supposed to mean?

It means she's lost, Lewis. In more ways than one. (Charlotte smirks) (Lewis angrily goes over to the boat) Don't do this, Lewis. If you leave, that's it. Understand? You know you can't have it both ways, Lewis. Your going to have to choose: it's her or me.

Lewis

There really is no choice, Charlotte. I never want to see you again.

What, so you're dumping me?

Lewis

Absolutely.

Cleo

Why'd you come after me, Lewis?

Lewis

Why do you think? I made a big mistake. I never should have agreed to not seeing you. You mean everything to me.

Cleo

What about Charlotte?

Lewis

I broke up with her. We broke up. That was never gonna work.

Cleo

No?

Lewis

No.

Cleo

Took you long enough to realize.

Lewis

Sometimes I'm little slow. But... I realized that you were right. In your message, I let you down, and I am so sorry. I never want to do that again. It's just us. You and me... if you want it.

Cleo

You mean as friends?

Lewis

I mean, a lot more than friends.