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Grey's Anatomy Season 8 quotes

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S8 E14All You Need Is Love

[Derek and Meredith are kissing in bed with Zola sleeping in between them.]

There's a baby in the bed.

I know there's a baby in the bed.

[grins] There's no baby in the shower.

[grins] There is no baby in the shower.

[excitedly] All right.

[Derek and Meredith get out of bed and head to the bathroom]

[looks at Zola's bath toys] There's a baby in the shower, too.

[continues kissing Meredith] Oh, come on. Just look the other way.

I can't do it in front of the duckies.

Yes, you can. Do it in front of the duckies.

[Mark answers the door and is surprised to see Jackson.]

I got steak and I bought a really good red, and a salad, and I'm gonna cook for you.

Avery, I have a girlfriend.

And she's operating tonight, so as soon as you put Sofia down, you can help me study for my boards, 'cause I am behind. Way behind.

What'd you pay for that bottle of wine?

50 bucks.

[Mark lets him in]

Our patient's seizures stopped, and you know why?

No.

Because I found this teratoma on her ovary.

Well, you know, you could've told me this at dinner. You didn't have to show me a chopped up ovary.

Little sucker thought it could hide from me, but it couldn't. It took a while, but I finally figured out where it was, and I went in and nailed it.

[grins] You are so sexy when you're looking at a teratoma.

[voiceover] We are always looking for ways to ease the pain. Sometimes we ease the pain by making the best of what we have. Sometimes is by losing ourselves in the moment and sometimes all we need to do to ease pain is... call a simple truce.

S8 E15Have You Seen Me Lately?

[voiceover] When you've tried everything but that headache don't go away, you can't stop coughing, the swelling don't go down. That's when you turn into a professional. As surgeon we spend years developing skills of perception that allow us to see exactly what the problem is. Trouble is sometimes all that time spent developing those skills of perception can leave a person with an extremely narrow point of view... And how are you supposed to argue with someone who has science on their side?

Hey, you paged?

Look, I can remove the tumor and the diseased carotid together. All I have to do is run balloon catheters in through the femoral, place them in precise position, inflate them to stop the blood flow, do two arteriotomies, then feed a hepernized shunt into place, and reestablish blood flow.

That's all?

Oh, and I have to do it in 90 seconds. Any more than that and she strokes out.

Is that even possible?

Not sure. I would love to test it out.

We should set up a simulator.

Uh, don't we need to get Derek's approval?

Yeah, but that shouldn't be a big problem--

He loves to say no to me. That is his favorite thing to do.

Maybe you should refrain from calling him a jackass.

I can't help it, 'cause he is one.

Maybe I should ask him.

Would you? He's in surgery, OR 2.

[turns to leave but stops] You just called me down here so that I would go to Derek for you, made me feel like it was my idea.

Aren't I good?

Amazing.

Meredith Grey.

No. Not Grey. Yang, maybe.

Yang's a cowboy.

Kepner.

[makes face] Kepner?

Not Kepner. Definitely not Grey. She spent all that time in neuro, and suddenly, she's chasing general. She's unfocused.

You're underestimating her. I think she'd surprise you.

[chuckles] She'd have to.

She will.

She'd have to come to me.

You guys studying for the oral boards in the middle of the day?

It's just another benefit of having a study buddy. You should get one.

I have one. It's just that my stupid study buddy's too busy trying to save her stupid marriage to actually help me study.

Well, you know what's better than a study buddy? A study lackey. Check it. [to intern] Hey, you. [whistles] Brown-haired girl, you're up.

MMorgan

[walks up] Uh, trauma incident or a surgical situation?

You made your interns come up with study questions?

[to Morgan] Surprise me.

[voiceover] We may not like it but it really is important to stop every once in a while, get out of your own head and see the bigger picture. Actually find out that you were looking things all wrong can be sort of liberating. And suddenly you see new potential, new possibilities, where you’d never seen them before. And that's all fine when a hopeless situation suddenly looks good. Unfortunately sometimes it goes the other way.

S8 E16If Only You Were Lonely

[voiceover] As surgeons we are trained to consult with each other to get opposing views. We even encourage patients to seek second opinions. But why seek a second opinion when you know that you are right? Cause if we are honest with ourselves, surgeons are more like cowboys. We are more likely to go it alone.

[to Cristina] I've been up since 4:00 A.M., studying for the boards with Callie. Since 4:00 A.M. I haven't seen my husband or my baby since yesterday. I don't even care, because Callie blew my mind. She blew my mind. My hair is on fire. I mean, literal flames shooting out of my head.

How's it going with your better half?

(referring to Avery) He's uptight, worried about the boards, snapping at patients. I tried to get him laid, but…

I'm talking about Julia.

Oh. Of course.

You know what might be fun?

I have no idea what might be fun.

A play date with Zola and Tuck.

Oh. Uh...well, Tuck's 5, and Zola's, what, 1?

1 and a quarter, but it's more like she's 3. She's very mature.

Well, uh, playing for Tuck means throwing things, breaking things, um, shooting things at people and things. I don't think Zola would survive a play date with Tuck.

Yeah. It's probably not a good idea.

Did you have any pets growing up?

Uh, a fish tank, couple hamsters, two dogs-- Why?

I'm just trying to get to know you better, that's it.

Okay.

What were your dogs' names?

Well, let's see.. Uh, there was Buster...

(Cristina tries 'Buster' as a password, it doesn't work)

And, um, Pickles.

(Cristina tries that, it doesn't work)

Pickles was a Schnauzer.

What was your mother's maiden name?

Are you hacking me?

I need the nurses' schedule.

I don't schedule the nurses. If you knew anything about how this hospital was run, you would know...

You know the nurses' schedule. You are April Kepner. You know everything.

I can't wait to get back to neuro. At least with lost causes, you know where you stand, and the patients can tell you when they have had enough. I don't know how Morgan can bear it. I don't know how any of you can.

Come here. (shows her pictures of preemies on a wall) Jolene Joramo, one pound, four ounces at birth. She's 12 years old now. She's a goalie. Uh... Benji Gellerman, one pound, two ounces at birth. He's 9 years old, plays the trumpet. This one, Hannah Slavin? I worked on her myself. She looked like a hamster when she came out. Her dad just called, said she took her first steps. Some of them survive.

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