SSchmitt
[to Meredith] Thanks for calling me Schmitt. Because, sometimes, you call me Glasses. I wish we could change it to “Specs.” Specs sounds way cooler than Glasses. Or look at me now. What about Blood Bank? Blood Bank is awesome!
S14 E8Out of Nowhere
[in the mirror] I am your Chief Resident. What does that mean? It means that I am your chief. Your boss, your commander, your overlord, your queen. It means when I speak, you listen. And when you make mistakes, of reflects on me. So no mistakes! [to Alex] Was it good? Was it scary?
Very. Very scary.
Really?
No.
What? Didn’t I sound like Bailey? I was trying to sound like Bailey!
[chuckles] Oh, no.
S14 E91-800-799-7233
HHelm
[to Jo] Dr. Karev said I had to find you and bring you to him. And I’m not allowed to leave you alone.
S14 E10Personal Jesus
He played me? That’s what you’re saying? Dr. Webber played me?
I said nothing of the sort. But yes. And now I’m gonna go over there.
S14 E11(Don’t Fear) the Reaper
She’s my mom. Miranda Bailey is my mom.
NNurse
[to Richard] You’re her husband?
No, but she’s [Maggie] my daughter.
He’s married to my mom, Miranda Bailey.
S14 E12Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Every day, I compete with death, and more often than not- I win.
Okay, G.I. Joe.
I’ve got five viability studies going. I need to know if I should start making panic-based decisions.
Five? I don’t even have one.
You don’t?
What’s yours?
Shut up
S14 E13You Really Got a Hold on Me
And what are you not going to do?
HHelm
Not find you.
Or?
HJHelm and Jo
Mention this to Kepner.
Correct.
HHelm
Secret club!
Oh, my God.
S14 E14Games People Play
So who’s in charge of the patient?
HHelm
His daughter. That’s who you’re meeting with today.
What do we know about the daughter?
HHelm
I can't find anything online, but you look amazing in that dress.
Excuse me?
S14 E15Old Scars, Future Hearts
I’m just- I’m a little distracted today.
You just buttered the kitchen towel and your shirt is on inside out.
What?
I always thought that there was something wrong with me. And I always wanted to run, until I met you. You’re so screwed up that you make me make sense. You and me, we just fit. And I don’t want to leave you, Alex. I want a great big giant career, but I never want to go anywhere without you.
S14 E16Caught Somewhere in Time
All right, people are dying. It is your job to save their lives.
SSchmitt
What are the rules?
This is real life, Blood Bank. In a harsh and uncaring world, the only rule is there are no rules. People are bleeding! People are dying! Go! Go! Go! Why aren’t you moving? Let’s go!
S14 E18Hold Back The River
DDoctor
I have to say how refreshing it is to have a couple come in together.
It’s just we’re... we’re really close. Right, honey?
Hmmm.
S14 E19Beautiful Dreamer
Hey, I need you to postpone this morning’s colectomy. And Helm, I need a favor.
HHelm
You didn’t call me Hellmouth. What’s wrong? Who died?
S14 E20Judgment Day
The cookies had marijuana in them.
JAJackson, Arizona, April, Maggie, and Andrew
WHAT?!
Yes, I didn’t want to scare you.
So you went with rat poison?
You scared me to death!
You knew they had weed in them.
Right. Yeah. I-I forgot.
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