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Grey's Anatomy · Season 8, Episode 6

“Poker Face” quotes from Grey's Anatomy

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“Poker Face” · Season 8, Episode 6

In this episode: Meredith Grey (3), Mark Sloan (2), Derek Shepherd (1), Callie Torres (1), Arizona Robbins (1), Owen Hunt (1), Lexie Grey (1)

[voiceover] As babies, we were easy. One cry meant you were hungry, another you were tired. It's only as adults that we become difficult. They start to hire feelings, put up walls. It gets to the point where we don't really know what anyone thinks or feels. Without meaning to, we become masters of disguise.

[after being berated by Derek]: Can you go have sex with him so he'll be nicer?

I told you, he's going to be hard on you until you learn all of his quirks.

They're not quirks. They're these scary, nitpicky rules just to drive me crazy. [Meredith chuckles] Like what is the deal with him needing 16 towels in the O.R. at all times?

[smugly] Well, if I give you all the answers, you'll never learn on your own.

You're just as mean as he is.

Homemade maple-ginger scones. Try.

Oh, no, no, no, really.

I just had a big lunch.

The scone's a very tough pastry to make. You have to be exact with the ingredients, the baking temperature––

[glances at Derek] Hey, how is the house coming?

Oh, we're working on the drywall now.

Really? All right.

I get it. I'm a bore. But Avery's doing all my surgeries, and I'm taking up cooking to keep my mind sharp for when the next big case rolls in.

[smirks] Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Hey! You bought pizza?

No! Pizza? I made a coq au vin!

[dumps pan into the trash; Arizona and Mark protest] Mark, I love you. I love how great you are with our daughter. I love that you and Arizona are friends, but you, you need to leave 'cause tonight I'm gonna eat pizza and drink beer in bed with my wife and tell her all about the neck I just built and then we're gonna have lots and lots of sex. Okay? We're great parents, but, we're more than just mommies and daddies. We are hot and we are sexy, and your new hobby? The hollandaise and the short ribs and the [mockingly] coq au vin? It's getting in the way of our sex lives. So, please. Start having sex again. Okay? But, not tonight. Cause tonight? You're babysitting.

[voiceover] It's not always easy to speak your mind, sometimes you need to be forced to do it. Sometimes, it's better to just keep things to yourself, play dumb, even when your whole body is aching to come clean. So you shut your mouth, keep your secret, and find other ways to keep yourself happy.

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