Heather quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Izzie

VATER syndrome is a genetic condition that affects the vertebrae, anus, trachea, esophagus and renal system.

Heather

Wow, give this girl a medal. She memorized the whole acronym, which I assure you is a hell of a lot easier than living with it.

Cristina

Can your mind be blown on your own time? Right now I have to talk with my supervisor.

Heather

Um, well, you own the hospital now. So doesn't that make you the supervisor?

Cristina

It does. So I will have that conversation with myself.

Derek

[to the rambunctious younger brother of a patient] Hey, listen to me. Your sister needs rest today. You want to know why? 'Cause we opened up her head and we put magic inside. So I'd be nice to her if I were you, 'cause she has special powers. You understand? [the boy nods] That's what I'm talking about.

Heather

He put a vampire in her head. I'd watch out, kid.

Derek

Oh, damn it. The CSF is leaking. This is worse than I thought. The crack has torn the dura.

Heather

It's pretty grody.

Derek

"Grody" is not a thing we say. List the possible complications.

Heather

Um, death, that's pretty solid. Strokes, re-clots, being a potato, goofiness, loopiness, simpletonism.

Derek

[annoyed] Brooks.

Heather

Difficulty with speech, memory, and vision. Why are you making me talk so much today?

Derek

Because you're weird, and it bugs me. But you also have a natural talent for this. And the weirdness is there because you're covering up a real lack of confidence in your natural talent. So now it is my job to make you feel confident and less weird. Ok?

Heather

Whatever twists your knickers.