Gil and Blah in “Unfinished Business”

I'm losing everything. Sandy and I are getting a divorce.

You're kidding. What happened?

Oh, you know, she says I spend too much time in the office. Uh, you know, uh, I'm not affectionate enough. Uh, I'm distant. Uh, I pat my fingers too much. You know, I'm cheap. Uh, I breathe funny. You know, I don't listen. Who knows what she's saying half the time.