Paintball Instructor, Warren and others in “Unfinished Business”

While the paintball is designed to not break the skin, oh, they do break the skin. They cause pain, welts, and -- if'n you're not wearing your goggles -- a little something I call "painteye." I.e., blindness.

Did he just say, "blindness."

Yeah, blah. He also said, "if'n."