[Mac enters the gents'.]
Martin
[O. O. V.] Hi Mac.
[Mac turns]
Mac
OK, that is the worst "going to the toilet" I’ve ever seen.
[The camera moves to show Martin stuck to the wall with parcel tape.]
Martin
Yeah, Guy said he’d be phoning the gays.
Mac
Which gays?
Martin
Well, all of them.
Mac
The thing you have to understand about the gays, is that they're probably more scared of you, than you are of them.
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