[Mac commentates on Guy's attempt to chat-up Joanna, in the style of David Attenborough]
Mac
The hunter spots his prey. But there is a problem. The herd of tottie is sticking together, making it hard to target any one individual. [Joanna walks to the bar.] He's in luck. The herd has split, leaving one creature alone—
Joanna
Double vodka.
Mac
—and vulnerable. She's old, and weaker than the rest. This, surely, is his best chance.
Guy
Fuck off!
Mac
The hunter will tolerate no interruption to his meticulous preparations. He waits, like a coiled spring, and then... he strikes.
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