[Mcwinkle opens a file full of Sam-I-Am’s wanted posters]
Guy
Huh?
McWinkle
Sam-I-Am. Aka the Furry Foot Bandit. Aka Flim-Flam-I-Am. Aka Sham Shamford. Aka Dr. Linda Schwartz.
Guy
[gasps] No!
McWinkle
Yes. Your pal is a con man, a crook, a world-class heist-uoso.
Guy
No! He can’t be. He’s protecting Mr. Jenkins! He told me that we’re taking him to Meepville to keep him safe. [gasps]
McWinkle
And you actually bought that? Think about it. You two have been attached to the hip for days. Did he really seem like a Wildlife Protector to you?
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