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Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 3

Michellee and Guy in “Train”

Michellee

I’m sorry about your death trap blowing up.

Guy

Oh, it’s fine. I’m transitioning to Paint Watching. Safe, steady, suits me better.

Michellee

Really? I classified you as a... well, a dangerous type.

Guy

Oh, no, I’m safe. Dangerously safe.

Michellee

But your travel buddy, Sam, he doesn’t seem safe.

Guy

We’re not buddies, travel or otherwise. We just ended up sitting next to, or across from each other.

Michellee

Oh.

Guy

You and your daughter headed up to see Mr., uh, you?

Michellee

[chuckles] There’s no Mr. Me.

Guy

Oh.

Michellee

I’m on a business trip. The SnerzDay Gala. Certainly couldn’t leave E.B. back in Glurfsburg. Not with that dangerous Chickeraffe on the loose.

Guy

I... haven’t heard about that.

Michellee

Oh! It’s really... It’s all over the news. Chickeraffe fever.

Guy

What’s, uh, a, uh, chickeroo? [stammers] A chickera?

Michellee

A Chickeraffe.

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