Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a labcoat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together. I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship. We've travelled to Heck and back to get you, and we're goin' back together. Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together.
ORDER! ORDER! [Bangs mallet] ORDER IN THE COURT! DANG IT, why is this hammer squeaky?!
You mean it? You're really coming home with me?
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. Awkward sibling hug?
[Crowd shrieks]
Just don't do it!
DON'T DO IT!
You do this and it's all over!
Sincere sibling hug. [Hugs Dipper]
DON'T DO THE PATS!
[Pat each other] Pat pat. [A ripple comes from their spot, blowing Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein's wig away and one of the benches falls over. All of the jurors disappear]
[Rubs eyes] Aw, man, I never noticed how bright this place is, ugh! Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week?
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