Stan and Dipper in “Unfinished Business”

Stan

Hiya there! Stan Pines here. Let's get real. Do you think the women of Gravity Falls wear too much makeup?

Dipper

[to Mabel] Jump in! Jump in!

Stan

[Under Mabel's control] Uh, what I meant to say was: you ladies all look great. And have you done something with your hair? Girl, you are working it! [Snaps his fingers] I'm Stan Pines. You may know me as the guy who accidentally let all those bees loose in that elementary school a few years back. [Dipper quickly pulls the tie off of Mabel and puts it on, gaining control of Stan] But I believe in things. America. Freedom. Ameri-freedom! Like my opponent pointed out, I may not have a pretty face, but if you want a candidate that will listen to you, well, I'm proud to be all ears.