Mabel! You'll never guess what I found at the store today!
Dogs! Dogs with hats!
Dipper No, it's my favorite fantasy-talking, level-counting, statistics and graph paper-involving game of all time: [holding up the boxed game] Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons! You wanna play it with me?
Well, I do like unicorns, and that hot elf looks promising. How do you play?
Dipper The rules are simple. [opens game book] First, you roll a 38-sided die to determine the level of each player's statistical analysis poweroid. These orbs relate directly to the amount of quadrants that your team has dominion over, which is inverse to the anti-quadrants in your quadrant satchel.
And then we ride unicorns?
Yes. And no. First we make a graph.
Ugh, this is like Homework: The Game!
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