Stanford Pines, you stand accused of theft of government waste, conspiracy, and possession of illegal weapons. How do you plead to these charges?
Uhh... guilti-cent! I mean, inno-guilty! Um... can I have my phone call?
[cut to a "Yumberjacks" fast food restaurant where Soos is at the drive-thru]
Okay, gimme whatever you got that comes with a free toy.
[via walkie-talkie] "Soos!"
[touches drive-thru lumberjack-speaker] Mr. Pines? Is this some sort of... possession situation?
"Soos, pick up!" [Soos picks up walkie-talkie]
Mr. Pines, what happened? I heard you got arrested or something? I had to go get some panic food.
"Listen, I need something from you." [at police station] You know that vending machine in the gift shop? [via walkie-talkie] "I need you to guard it with your life. No matter what happens, no matter who talks to you, don't let them touch that machine."
[the walkie-talkie slowly cuts off communications]
Time for a repair guy to become a repair man.
[hands out a kids box] Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?
Just put one in my mouth. [employee takes a fry into Soos's mouth, eats it] Let's do this.
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