[Dipper and Wendy watch a cheesy old horror film]
GGirl
What do we do, Chadley? I thought they were dead.
BBoy
Far worse, Trixandra. They're NEARLY ALMOST DEAD BUT NOT QUITE!
[Title Screen: "NEARLY ALMOST DEAD BUT NOT QUITE!"]
Man, these movies are a lot less scary when you've actually fought real zombies.
They're slow. Just power-walk away from them.
How much do you want to bet the guy dies first?
[On the TV...]
CChadley
Ahhh! My face is being eaten a lot!
[Dipper and Wendy laugh]
Chadley ain't pretty no more.
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