Watier, give me a glass of the cheapest, most expired apple cider you've got.
Right away, Mr. Pines.
Soos? What are you doing here?
Ever since the Mystery Shack closed, I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs - grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook. Is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?
[Soos runs in with a fire extinguisher.]
You're a good man..child, Soos. But it's not looking good. The whole town loves Gideon and hates me. If only they knew how evil he really was!
Hey, I'm here for you, dude.
The entire lower half of your body is on fire.
Shhh, we're having a moment.
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