Oh! Oh, Gravity Falls, it is good to be back. Name's Bill Cipher, and I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? [laughs] I'm just kidding, I know who you are, Gideon.
W-what are you? H-how do you know my name?
Oh, I know lots of things. LOTS OF THINGS. Hey, look what I can do. [magically pulls the teeth from a nearby deer's mouth, and drops them into Gideon's hands] Deer teeth. For you, kid. [laughs]
You're insane!
Sure I am, what's your point? [restores the teeth to the deer, which runs away]
Listen to me, demon! I have a job for you. I need you to enter the mind of Stanford Pines and steal the code to his safe. [Mabel and Soos gasp]
[Laughs] Wait... Stan Pines? You know what, kid? You've convinced me! I'm sold! I'll help you with this and in return you can help me with something I've been working on! We'll work out the details later.
Deal!
Well, time to invade Stan's mind! This should be fun! Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. Bye!
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