[Waddles chews on Stan's pant leg.]
Go, go. Chew that pant leg.
[Stan tears his pant leg free.]
All right, that tears it. Outside, now.
Grunkle Stan, no. You can't put Waddles outside. There's predators. And barbecuers.
That's just the natural order. It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious.
He should be inside like a person.
People don't roll around in their own filth - except for Soos.
And we're the lesser for it.
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