[After finding Sev'Ral Timez private room backstage and avoiding the evil manager Mr. Bratzman, Mabel, Grenda and Candy finally meet their idols - locked in a cage.]
Ohh, WHO goes there? Prepare to be danced at.
Step off Deep Chris. She's a lady. Don't disrespect her bro. Don't disrespect.
MY bad.
Chubby Z let's calm this boo by posin' for her, poster-style.
Whoo! Trying hard not to let my brain explode. I've always wanted to meet you guys, But what was the deal with that scary chubb-chubb man?
Mr. Bratzman's our producer, Yo.
He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G.
But he keeps us in cages. That junk is straight brutal girl.
That is straight brutal Chubby Z.
Our one dream is to escape into the REAL world - for real. Yo, I heard about these things called trees. I don't know what they are, but I wanna kiss one.
But we can't disobey Mr. Bratzman. He says he loves us.
If he loved you, he'd set you free.
True dat, true dat.
That's a valid perspective.
[Mabel uses a hairpin to unlock the boyz cage,]
Let's go right now. Me and my friends can help you escape.
We're Masters of STEALTH!
Yo, You'd really do that for us beef?
You can count on me. I'm sorry, did you just call me beef?
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