[Dressed like Grunkle Stan, leading a tour group through the Shack] This Shack is filled with wonders never before seen by human eyes. Behold: The Horrible, Giant Question-Baby!
[Shows Soos wearing the "Questiony the Question Mark" costume, in a pen labeled "?uestion Baby"]
Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.
[Tour group gasps]
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