[Stan is leading a group of tourists thru The Mystery Shack]
Ladies and Gentletourists, looking around my Mystery Shack, you'll see many wondrous roadside attractions. Be AMAZED - at the only known photo of a horse.. riding another horse. That's- that's pretty good.
[the tourists utter OOH and WOW]
Be astounded by the horrible, pre-teen Wolf Boy.
[Stan draws a curtain revealing Dipper shirtless with fake wolf ears, fangs and fur pants]
Oh look at him. All that hair. His body is changing... Ah!
[Dipper spits out his fake wolf teeth]
Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.
What? I don't know 'Da Meaning' of that word.
[The tourists laugh]
If you throw money at him he dances.
[The tourists throw money at Dipper as he whimpers, jumps around and gets pelted by coins]
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