[on the phone to Stan] Stanford Pines, listen to me very closely. I have your niece and nephew. Hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now, or great harm will befall them. [pause] This is Gideon, by the way.
[laughs] Oh yeah, this is gonna be your worst plot yet. They're fine. I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago.
I have them in my possession! You don't believe me?! I will text you a photo!
"Text me a photo"? Now you're not even speaking English!
But-
[Stan hangs up]
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