Ugh, poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears.
Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any. [tries to reach an item on a shelf]
You want me to go get a ladder?
We don't have one.
What?
Stan You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Grunkle Stan, why you actin' so cray-cray?
YOU'RE the one who's "actin' cray-cray".
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