[Stan attempts to drive away, but his car is stuck in the mud. He calls out to a man who is walking with a donkey.]
Hey you! Uh, Donkey Boy! Give me a hand with my car, will ya?
Here in 1863, I have never heard tell of a "car." Tell me, what is this magic wheel-box?
C'mon, Steve, you're a mechanic for Pete' sake! Cut me some slack!
"Slack?" I am unfamiliar with this bold new expression!
I can't take it anymore. [grabbing the man by the collar] I'm getting dumber every second I'm here!
[Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland run over, batons drawn]
Are we gonna have to intervene here?
Oh, look. The "constable!" What are you gonna do? Throw me in "ye stocks?" [laughs]
[Cut to Stan being locked in the stocks]
Oh, come on!
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