SSecretary
[while Cobblepot murders Pritchard] Why are you doing this?
Darlin', I got no freakin' idea. We've been doing crazy stuff all day long.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Crime unpunished is a crime in itself.
Come on, Jim, we've seen his type come and go. Idealists, always looking to walk the straight line--Gotham doesn't have straight lines, it's got twists and turns and dead-ends.
[after getting shot] Ugh. Unexpected.
Anyone who doesn't wanna get shot, raise your hands!
Who cares if you're free? What good's freedom if you're alone?
What good's family if you're a slave?
Let me do the talking. Just smile and make like we're friends.
Friends? That's an extra hundred.
Chiseler.
EEdwidge
You're in deep water, Mr. Penguin.
Thank you, Edwige. That is where penguins thrive.
It's the onions that bring it together. The sweetness and the acid, am I right?
I hate stakeouts.
Mmm, half of good police work is the ability to sit on one's ass when it's called for.
If that were true, you'd be commissioner.
Why are you helping me?
Maybe you remind me of me... if I was a doofus.
You've got a future here, Butch. You're a hard worker, and you're loyal to a fault. [pause] If only you were loyal to me.
And now he's dead. Nice work, Bullock.
Oh yeah. My kicks did it? Maybe it's because he's fried like a taquito!
What do you call a three-legged cow?
I am terrible...
Lean beef.
Or supper. At my place.
You're cute, for a doctor.
Thanks. You're cute, for a gangster.
You don't have the stomach to kill me yourself? No wonder your family was run out of town. You come from a long line of cowards.
[bored sigh] Fine.
[he grabs a gun and puts it to Cobblepot's head]
Any last words?
Yes. I'm going to kill you. [stabs him]
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