A simple phone call would resolve things, I'm sure.
But, see, I like having you here. 'Cause I can sit at my desk and look at you. It's soothing. Like a bonsai tree.
What's a bonsai tree?
[Oswald thunks his head against the bars.]
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[to Loeb] This is the first I've seen you down here with the rank and file. You must be desperate.
CGCommissioner Gillian Loeb
Follow me.
[to Gordon] Really nice knowing you.
CGCommissioner Gillian Loeb
Bring your friend Bullock.
[to Gordon] I hate you. I hate you.
JGJack Gruber
Now I see the world for what it really is. An abandoned factory full of broken machines. Some--very few--can be fixed. Most... just have to be scrapped.
What are you laughing at?
Ah, it's good to be back.
Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that. You're like a human roller coaster, except you only go down.
Wouldn't that make him more of an elevator?
I believe you left this on my desk.
It's a riddle.
It's a cupcake with a live bullet sticking out of it.
It's a riddle.
It's menacing and weird and inedible.
I'm done being careful.
You think you've been careful so far?
Men like Commissioner Loeb are never going to trust me.
You think you've been careful so far?
So why play nice?
You think... you've been careful so far?
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Let's go grab a beer.
Now you're messing with my mind. I need something stronger than a beer.
Falcone's gonna have the whole city looking for us.
Shall I get a broom then? Or would you rather continue crying over the shattered fragments of your young dreams?
I bid you welcome to the official grand opening of my newest night spot!
AFArnold Flass
Ah, Bullock, still dressing in the dark and smelling like a taphouse whore.
Sorry, Harv, I know you had a thing for her.
I don't got a thing for nobody. My thing is for me.
GKGertrud Kapelput
I am so proud of you. I could spit.
[Fish calls Maroni from a pay phone]
Hello, Sal.
Hey.
You sound surprised. Let me guess, your little friend Penguin told you I was dead.
As good as.
I'm just on vacation for awhile. I'm not gonna lie, I thought I was going to end up on top, but I got played. Turns out Penguin has been Falcone's man the whole time. They played us both for suckers.
Is that right?
Indeed. He told me himself right as I was about to gut him.
You understand why I might be skeptical, considering it's you telling me this.
Oh, wake up, dummy. You mean to tell me this whole time that you haven't suspected anything? That he hasn't made one slip that he's had to explain away? Or maybe even you wanted to believe his lies. But it still gnaws at you, the doubt.
Maybe a couple of times.
It's time for you to get your house in order, Salvatore. And remember who put you wise.
Good morning, Captain.
Morning, Ed.
The more you cut me, the bigger I grow. What am I?
We're on a rooftop, Nygma. Don't tempt me.
Hey, don't stand so near the edge.
You worried about me, Captain? You know I don't start drinking till noon.
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