Alfred? Can you teach me how to fight?
Yes, Master Bruce. Yes, I can.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[sniffing Mooney] Lilacs. Mmm. You smell good.
You don't.
Snappy as ever. Oh! Well, good-bye then. Sorry you're grumpy with me. But, reaching out in friendship is never wrong. [leaves]
Man, that dude's creepy.
[to Bruce] Hit me, and I'll let you kiss me.
[Selina picks up a vase]
It's from the Chinese Ming dynasty. Five... five-hundred-years old.
You can get one just like it for $5 in Chinatown.
There's plenty to eat in the kitchen. Alfred will be happy to fix you some...
No, he won't be, will he? Because it's not a bloody hotel!
Why are you doing that?
Training.
Oh... like the boxing. So, if anyone mugs you with a diving board, you'll be ready, huh?
I'm coming with you.
All right. You're pretty handy for a valet.
[racks his pistol] Butler, mate. I'm the butler.
Why can't I call Alfred or Detective Gordon to let them know I'm okay?
Because we're disappearing. You got to be like smoke. Smoke doesn't make phone calls.
Let me ask you a question. What's up with all the weird homework about your mom and dad?
I'm trying to understand why it happened.
There's no why. Bad stuff happens. You--you got to get over it.
Maybe you're right.
Of course I'm right. You want to kiss me?
No, thank you.
You really scared me, Master Bruce. If you die... who employs butlers anymore?
I know you. You're Mario Pepper's daughter.
Yes. Who are you?
I'm Bruce Wayne.
[bitter] Yes, you are. Billionaire Bruce Wayne.
Stay cool, now, Ivy…
I am cool! Why would you tell me to stay cool? Why are you telling me what to do?
I'm not. I'm just saying I don't want you to get mad at him. He's a friend.
Why would I get mad at him? It's not his fault. [gives Bruce an accusing look] Is it? Did you kill my father? Did you make my mother cut her wrists?
[stunned] No.
Somebody did. Somebody did, but not him. What are you doing? Are you doing okay?
I'm okay. And you?
[agitated] I'm doing okay. How do I look?
[a little stunned] You look good.
[to Ivy] Have you seen Clyde the fence around?
Yeah, he's working out of the Factory on the Narrows. [looks to Bruce] He's cute, isn't he?
Yes, he is. ptakes Bruce by the arm and starts leaving] Uh, thanks, Ivy, good to see you. Uh... we got to go run and see Clyde.
Oh. Okay, fine. Bye, then.
[Selina and Bruce walks away.]
Keep. Moving.
She's just a little girl. Why are you so scared of her? [looks back to Ivy]
[alarmed] Because she's scary! Don't look back!
You know I'd bring you back here in a second…if I could.
I know. It's all good, Captain.
You do look spiffy in the uniform.
Yeah, if spiffy means dorky.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Let this be a lesson to you, yes?
Yes, sir.
You're a smart monkey... but you're a monkey. And I'm the zookeeper.
What?
You're the famous detective Jim Gordon, aren't you?
That's my name. I'm not sure about "famous."
Notorious, then?
Nearer the mark.
Hey, pal.
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In a cow slip's bell I lie, there I crouch when owls do cry.
All right. I can dig that.
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