Barbara Kean quotes from Gotham

Penguin has been stealing everything that's not nailed down, and now he needs a way of getting it off the island.

Barbara Kean

And you're helping him.

Well, that's what he thinks. Barbara, Tabitha was my friend, too. If anything, I wanna gut the twerp... and take his loot.

Barbara Kean

Except you don't actually have a way out of Gotham.

I'll find one tonight. I'll still need your help moving the stuff. We can get outta here together.

Barbara Kean

Hmmm... Away from Jim Gordon, rich as Midas, Penguin dead in a ditch. Well, aren't we just two single ladies and a baby, about to kill our sworn enemy. [she raises a pistol, but Selina looks uncomfortable] What?

It's just, you're pregnant...

Barbara Kean

[uncocks the pistol] Don't even start!

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Barbara Kean

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't call you for a couple stiffs.

Harvey Bullock

What do you normally do when a couple patrons get stabbed?

Barbara Kean

Bury the bodies, find out who did it, then bury those bodies.

Harvey Bullock

See, that's not something you should be telling a cop.

Barbara Kean

We're living in a different world, Harvey.

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And now Jim Gordon and Lee Thompkins are man and wife. Thank God you held this city together so this blessed event could take place. It was never gonna work.

Barbara Kean

What?

Controlling the gangs was not a backup plan. You saw a chance to convince James Gordon you had changed, but he will never see you as anything but a dangerous woman keeping his child from him.

Barbara Kean

Then I'd best be long gone before he can do anything about it.

He will hunt you to the ends of the Earth.

Barbara Kean

Let him.

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[Barbara has a contraction.]

Congratulations! Go to the clinic, go have your baby...

Barbara Kean

What, so you two can hightail it off this rock without me? I don't think so.

I assure you, we will not launch without you. Ed and I will finish making preparations, and be ready to launch the moment you get back with that little bundle of joy! Or, unless I should drive you to the clinic in light of your delicate condition...

Barbara Kean

I can do it! I'm not that delicate! Remember that, if you even think about double-crossing me.

[She gets in her car.]

Very kind of you to offer to drive her.

I knew she would never accept my help.

[Barbara drives away, Ed and Oswald both jauntily wave goodbye.]

Should I start the engine?

One less passenger to worry about.

No, two, actually.

[laughs] You are so right!

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I should have known you would try to screw us over.

Barbara Kean

You only noticed because you tried to screw me over first!

Second, technically.

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[draws a gun] Hand over the part, now.

Leslie Thompkins

[stepping in front of Barbara] Don't point that at the baby!

...What? [quickly lowers the gun] I did not! I was merely trying to make a general threatening gesture with a firearm...

But you did, though, you pointed the gun at the baby...

All right, fine, I'M SORRY! Now give us what we want!

Barbara Kean

[in labor] Oh, you think I'm stupid enough to have the part on me? It's hidden away somewhere safe! And if you think you can torture me into telling you where, there is literally nothing more painful than what I am going through right now!

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Nyssa al-Ghul

I'm sure you recognize this knife.

Barbara Kean

You touch my baby, and I will turn you into a pile of ash, just like your father.

Nyssa al-Ghul

Bit cruel, don't you think, to let this little one to get too attached when you're not going to be around much longer? Soon, you and Bruce Wayne will see Gotham and Jim Gordon's precious green zone destroyed. Then, I'll allow you to die. My father made his name destroying empires. Now, It's my turn.