Harvey Bullock quotes from Gotham

Jim Gordon

[to Loeb] This is the first I've seen you down here with the rank and file. You must be desperate.

Follow me.

Harvey Bullock

[to Gordon] Really nice knowing you.

Bring your friend Bullock.

Harvey Bullock

[to Gordon] I hate you. I hate you.

Harvey Bullock

What are you laughing at?

Jim Gordon

Ah, it's good to be back.

Harvey Bullock

Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that. You're like a human roller coaster, except you only go down.

Edward Nygma

Wouldn't that make him more of an elevator?

Jim Gordon

I'm done being careful.

Harvey Bullock

You think you've been careful so far?

Jim Gordon

Men like Commissioner Loeb are never going to trust me.

Harvey Bullock

You think you've been careful so far?

Jim Gordon

So why play nice?

Harvey Bullock

You think... you've been careful so far?

Jim Gordon

Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Let's go grab a beer.

Harvey Bullock

Now you're messing with my mind. I need something stronger than a beer.

Jim Gordon

Sorry, Harv, I know you had a thing for her.

Harvey Bullock

I don't got a thing for nobody. My thing is for me.

Edward Nygma

Good morning, Captain.

Sarah Essen

Morning, Ed.

Edward Nygma

The more you cut me, the bigger I grow. What am I?

Harvey Bullock

We're on a rooftop, Nygma. Don't tempt me.

Sarah Essen

Hey, don't stand so near the edge.

Harvey Bullock

You worried about me, Captain? You know I don't start drinking till noon.

Jim Gordon

You notice I don't ask you about your love life.

Harvey Bullock

My love life is an open book and a short and nasty one. But I'm working on the vic's friend in the phobia support group, and unless she's the killer, I think I'm in there.

Jim Gordon

You see why I don't ask?

Sarah Essen

Wait, back up a little. So you set the snake loose?

Jim Gordon

Yes, ma'am.

Sarah Essen

To track down the body?

Jim Gordon

Yes, ma'am. 'Cause snakes have an excellent sense of smell.

Sarah Essen

Well, now I know. And your prime suspects are a clown and an acrobat?

Jim Gordon

Yep.

Harvey Bullock

Ain't this one a doozy?

Harvey Bullock

You sure about this, Penguin? You're telling me this is where Loeb keeps twenty years of dirty secrets? Doesn't feel right.

Jim Gordon

Well, maybe that's the point. No one would suspect it.

Oswald Cobblepot

Which would you prefer, Detective Bullock? A sign saying "Super secret blackmail hoard"?

Harvey Bullock

You know, the last time the three of us took a ride, you were in the trunk. I liked that better.

Jim Gordon

Harvey, the victim deserves justice.

Harvey Bullock

Yeah, and I deserve a mute supermodel who likes pasty Irish guys and loves to cook. It's not happening.

Jim Gordon

[about "collecting a debt" for Cobblepot] You'd do the same thing.

Harvey Bullock

Me? I'd serve a sandwich to Beelzebub, but that's me.

Harvey Bullock

[about Jerome] He's probably been planning this Maniax shtick since you sent him away.

Jim Gordon

He was just a kid.

Harvey Bullock

Every evil bastard in the world was "just a kid" once.

Harvey Bullock

It's the onions that bring it together. The sweetness and the acid, am I right?

Jim Gordon

I hate stakeouts.

Harvey Bullock

Mmm, half of good police work is the ability to sit on one's ass when it's called for.

Jim Gordon

If that were true, you'd be commissioner.

Jim Gordon

And now he's dead. Nice work, Bullock.

Harvey Bullock

Oh yeah. My kicks did it? Maybe it's because he's fried like a taquito!

Jim Gordon

You tell us what the hell is going on with Penguin, or we leave you with Zsasz.

Butch Gilzean

You can't do that.

Jim Gordon

Bullock?

Harvey Bullock

We can totally do that.