Chuck and Blair in “Seventeen Candles”

Chuck

Are you ready for your present? [Blair pulls his hair] Ow! If you wanted to play rough all you had to do was ask.

Blair

[Lets go of Chuck's hair] You nauseate me.

Chuck

All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end, face it. It's over.

Blair

You sound like a jealous boyfriend.

Chuck

Yeah, right. You wish.

Blair

[Thinks and then lets out a laugh] No... You wish.

Chuck

Please, you're forgetting who you're talking to.

Blair

So do you. Do you...like me?

Chuck

[Pauses] Define like.

Blair

You've got to be kidding. I do not believe this.

Chuck

How do you think I feel? I haven't slept, I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach. Fluttering.

Blair

Butterflies? [Chuck looks horrified] Oh no, no, no, no, this is not happening.

Chuck

Believe me, no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.

Blair

Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors they inspire. But those butterflies, have got to be murdered.

Chuck

Fine, it wasn't that great anyway.