[Smoking a joint] This is some good stuff.
Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Blair's mom is in the country house.
Well then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's Viagra, or my mom's Paxil... Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend and it's like you're headed to your execution.
Nah, man, I'm good.
Talk to Chuck, buddy. You and Blair have been dating forever. All of a sudden there's a problem?
There's no problem. It's just, do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? Like we're just gonna end up like our parents?
Geez, that's a dark thought.
Aren't we entitled to choose, just to...be happy?
Look, easy, Socrates. What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu, so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair, cause you're also entitled to tap that ass.
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