[as Spencer walks into the locker room] Hey, I'm open. [Spencer tosses the football at him, which flies out of his hands] Well, I guess that's why I was the kicker....which was a transformational moment for the school, by the way. Yeah, marked the beginning of a great synchronicity between Glee Club and football. Just ask any of the football guys that are back for homecoming.
So why aren't they here trying to recruit me? Why did they send you? 'Cause we both like guys?
[following him to the bench] Look, I know we don't have much else in common, but only a gay man knows what it's like for us out there.
I know when you were in high school, being gay was how you primarily identified yourself, but that’s not my thing.
Don’t you think it’s everyone else’s thing?
When I told people I was gay, only two people had a problem with it. Coach Beiste kicked them off the team.
Look, you’re naive if you don’t think you’re standing on our shoulders. Okay, you owe Glee Club.
Please, I owe Modern Family. Listen, when Coach Beiste kicked those guys off the football team, they cornered me in the parking lot when I was getting into my car, got all up in my face. One of them ended the day with his jaw wired shut, and the other, I don’t think he ever stopped running. I can’t stand Gaga, I’ve never seen Newsies, and I don’t write Archie fan fiction where Archie and Jughead are hot for each other. Just because you and I happen to be born in the same 10% of the population that would choose Andrew Garfield over Emma Stone doesn’t mean we have anything else in common. So I’m not saying no to your Glee Club because it’s gay or straight, I’m saying no because I think it sucks. I’m sorry, man.
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