I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
This is a space cigarette invented by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.
It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.
My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!
Yeah, but I wouldn't call this a corporate job. I mean it's GQ Magazine. It's a literary institution.
Oh, that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.
Guys, we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.
Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.
This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!
Hannah (about Adam): I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.
The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.
Grandma Flo (to Hannah): Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Oh, I gained fifteen pounds.
Shoshanna (to Jessa): You look like a junkie.
I am a junkie.
What drama? This is just me?
Exactly.
It smells like Marnie's. It smells like cookies and air freshener.
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