Marnie (to Charlie): All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
You look... really gorgeous. I love you all stripped down.
I've never been as miserable in my life.
It's totally working.
That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.
[In Thomas-John's apartment]
TJThomas-John
[To Marnie] Has anyone ever told you you look like a young Brooke Shields?
Actually, yeah. Thank you.
TJThomas-John
You're welcome. [to Jessa] And you... Julie Christie.
[looking decidedly uncomfortable] Good reference.
TJThomas-John
[running his hand over her stomach] Equal in beauty -
[sitting up abruptly] Okay, that's our cue to go. Thank you so much.
No, wait, we don't - we don't have to go.
I think we have outstayed our welcome.
TJThomas-John
No.
It's, um... Th-thank you so much, you've been so -
[Marnie takes hold of her head, turns it rounds to face her and kisses her on the mouth. Jessa is startled by this, and kisses her again. They start making out]
TJThomas-John
Just follow your instincts, Brooke...
[thinking they are initiating a threesome, he tries twice to get involved, but each time, Jessa stops him. Eventually, he tries to grab Marnie's breast, causing her to flinch and knock a glass over, spilling wine on his rug]
TJThomas-John
Are you fucking serious? This is... a 10,000 dollar rug! This is a very fucking expensive rug! If you're gonna spill stuff on it, you gotta look more sorry than that!
I'm sorry.
She's sorry.
TJThomas-John
[going into his kitchen to get something to clean up] You know what? If you were really sorry, you'd be planning to make this a very special night, for all of us. Not just you and fucking Missy Malone! All of us! No more excluding me, Mary Poppins! It's not fair! I wanna be part of the group!
That... will never happen.
I was only attracted to him for, like, several minutes when I first met him, but I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them. And then it wore off. It always wears off.
Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it.
ADAdam Driver
Holding on to toxic relationships is what keeps us from growing.
Hannah (to Marnie): You don't have a plan.
I think maybe that's a good thing for me.
Everyone's a dumb whore.
I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order six pizzas to make myself feel better.
Elijah (to Hannah): I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued.
All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.
What's better than bathing a pig?
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