Riley Matthews and Topanga Matthews in “Unfinished Business”

Riley Matthews

Do you remember your first date with Dad?

Topanga Matthews

Aw. We were two years old, we played in the playground. No, we were eight, and we caught fireflies. No, we were in sixth grade and we kissed against the lockers. No, we threw socks into a laundry basket. No, we fell into a llama pen at the zoo. No... that was his first date with Shawn.