Your muffins.
My what?
You left me an urgent message about needing muffins.
Oh, right! Muffins, boys!
These were for them?
Oh, no, they were for me. I thought I'd try to eat my weight in muffins today.
Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?
Like what? His posture's perfect.
You know chairs are for people?
Not that chair. That's Paul Anka's chair.
Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria on them. You shouldn't have fleas and malaria in the room that you're going to eat in.
I don't eat in here. They do.
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