[Emily calls Richard from main house; in pool house, Richard picks up the phone]
Hello?
There's a dog on the patio!
What? Emily?
Of course it's Emily!
I'm sorry. You sound agitated.
Did you get a dog?
Certainly not!
Well, there's a dog on the patio.
Well, where are you?
Inside! Richard, do something!
I can't see it from here.
Well, he’s here nonetheless, and he’s looking at me! Richard, the dog is looking at me!
Hold on.
I’m holding, but what are we going to—Richard? [to the dog] Shoo! Shoo! [Richard is out on the patio; they continue talking on the phone.] Now do you believe me?
Well, I wasn't doubting you, Emily; I just couldn't see it.
Emily [pointing at the fire poker in his hand]: What is that?
Oh, you made it sound like it was a rabid beast, so I came prepared.
Don't get too close.
I don't see any froth on his mouth.
Well, that's something.
I see a collar but no tags. That isn't very smart.
You're getting too close.
Well, what should I do? It's freezing out here. We can't let it roam around.
Well it can't come into the house.
Why someone would fail to put a tag on a dog—
Take it to the pool house.
What? Why?
Well, that's why we have it.
We have a pool house for stray dogs? Love the innuendo, Emily. Fine. I will take him into the pool house.
Thank you, Richard. I came out and he was just sitting there.
It's a 'he'?
I don't know.
Well, I can't get a visual from this angle.
It's not important.
Dog! I want you to come with me. Come along, dog! [dog gets up, follows Richard to pool house]
He’s following you.
Seems to be working!
Good job, Richard!
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