Emily and Lorelai in “Emily Says Hello”

Emily

You have a lot of experience with men. How do you let them know that you're available?

Lorelai

Well, one of those bench ads usually does the trick.

Emily

Lorelai, stop it. I need help here. It's been years since I did this and I don't remember the proper procedure. Now take me through this step by step. You see a man, you walk up to him, and you say...

Lorelai

"Hello."

Emily

Is that too forward?

Lorelai

No, it's the appropriate way to indicate you're open to a social engagement. Unless, however, you are approaching a weasel. Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters.