You know, it's so weird. I know so little about Gran. I mean, like, what was her maiden name?
Gilmore.
No, no, her maiden name.
Gilmore.
Wait. Y-you're not saying -
She and Charles were second cousins.
Ew! What?!
Oh, don't act so scandalized. It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
Keeping the bloodlines closed. Is that what we're calling it?
Well, what would you call it?
Oh, I don't know. How about "Good morning, Appalachia, I got a mighty cute sister and an extra set of toes."
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