Rory, Paris and others in “The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais”

Rory

He's big, Paris. She got it.

Paris

And why does he have his name written on the back? So it's easy to check when he forgets it? Although if he checks it while he's wearing it, he'd have to look in a mirror, and then he'd probably think his name was Dlobeelk, and get confused all over again.

Bitter little woman.